How To: A Mens Guide To Toilet Etiquette

Nobody really likes to poo in public toilets, or pubs or clubs or anywhere that isn’t your own home, but sometimes it is a necessary evil that you just have to deal with. That being said there are some very important points of etiquette to be observed for a pleasant experience in the Gents. No…

How To Actually Make Money.. Sort Of

If you are anything like me you are probably always searching for a little extra cash to fund a lifestyle that realistically you cannot afford.  I have tried a multitude of ways to make a quick buck but I have never succeeded. Many student, or money saving websites promote all manner of mindless ways to…

How To Shit On Your Neighbours House At Halloween

Everybody has that one neighbour who is a complete asshole, so when Halloween rolls around there is only one thing you want to do. Cover their house in shit. Human shit. However, in this day and age where every household seems to have CCTV, and a host of other security measures, it has become increasingly…

How To Pull A Sickie (Pt. 2)

Let me paint a picture for you: You and your best friend, Optimus Prime, are running through a field together on the way to Batman’s birthday party. You’ve got him the perfect gift and Cameron Diaz, who will also be attending the party, has left you a saucy snap chat on your phone. Suddenly you…

How To Smuggle Drugs Into A Festival

Levels of drug seizures (confiscations not people having fits) have fallen recently. This could be because people are coming up with savvy-er ways to smuggle that Destiny’s Child into music events, but could you be smuggling your drugs in a cooler way? Probably, and here are a few ways that YACK suggest you do it.…

How To Complain About Hot Weather In Britain

It is that time of the year where we need to start complaining that the sun is out. This is a guide that explains the most effective ways to complain about the weather. Have a back story ready The number one golden rule of complaining about the hot weather in Britain is having a back…

How To Not Eat Mistreated Meat

A midst the latest media furor against the “secret” use of Halal meat in some of our favorite “restaurants”, there has been a documented rise in the number of Britons who suddenly seem to care about the way their meat is treated before slaughter. With that in mind we thought we would put together a…