How To Eat From A Bin

When adding up your bills and expenses this month and noticing that you have absolutely nothing left for frivolous consumerism, don’t despair, we have a little piece of advice for you that means you can free up some cash to spend on pointless crap. Don’t buy food. You may think that sounds crazy, after all eating…

How To Pull A Sickie

The holy sanctity of the sick day is the ace in every employee’s deck, saving it for when that morning finally comes, when you just cannot be fucked to get out of bed. The only feeling more intense than the fear boiling in your belly as you lift the phone, is the smug satisfaction washing over…

How To Take A Shit Without A Toilet

How many times have you been caught out needing a crap? There comes a point in every man’s life where you are just too far from the nearest toilet and your options are running out. Here is where this how-to guide comes in. Never again will you feel lost in a world without toilets, follow…

How To Steal A Car

There is no doubt that owning a car is not cheap. So if you cannot afford one, why not just steal one? Because you’ll get busted that’s why. The movies make stealing a car look so easy, well it is not, there is more to it than just wrapping a shirt round your hand and…

How To: A Guide To Male Wrist Watch Etiquette

As a man I often find myself wondering, what is the optimum number of wrist watches I should own? Should I just have one for all occasions? What features should it have? Do I wear it everyday? There is a lot of etiquette to be observed in watch wearing that many young men seem to…

How To Punch Someone In The Face

This is a how-to guide for a right handed man. The humble punch in the face can be delivered in a number of ways. Some satisfying, some necessary and some, more often than not, completely unnecessary. We have short-listed the top ways to deliver an incapacitating blow to the face. 4. Shoelace Uppercut The Shoelace…

How To Procrastinate

Ok, so, it’s midnight and you have work to hand in tomorrow. Panicked? Don’t be! You’re doing fine! This simple ten-step guide will help. It’s ok; you can take a minute to read it. Don’t rush yourself! This guide will show you how to strategically work through your essay by preparing, taking breaks, and planning.…