How To: A Mens Guide To Toilet Etiquette

Nobody really likes to poo in public toilets, or pubs or clubs or anywhere that isn’t your own home, but sometimes it is a necessary evil that you just have to deal with. That being said there are some very important points of etiquette to be observed for a pleasant experience in the Gents. No…

Shitty Albums Pt V: Metallica – St. Anger

Shitty Albums is a series of reviews for, quite possibly, the worst albums on the planet.  Part V: Metallica – St. Anger Telling a Metallica fan that Metallica suck has always been a pointless endeavor, you’ll quickly end up in a situation where you’re having an argument with a brick wall. It’s comparable to telling someone…

How To Shit On Your Neighbours House At Halloween

Everybody has that one neighbour who is a complete asshole, so when Halloween rolls around there is only one thing you want to do. Cover their house in shit. Human shit. However, in this day and age where every household seems to have CCTV, and a host of other security measures, it has become increasingly…

A Virgins Review Of Boomtown 2014

First off, it’s worth bearing in mind that not only was I a Boomtown virgin until 6th August, I was a complete festival virgin until 16th June this year. As a 21-year-old who has also been an active musician for 11 straight years, I understand this is pretty criminal and deserves being hung by my…

Shitty Albums Pt IV: Elmo – The Best Of Elmo

  Shitty Albums is a series of reviews for, quite possibly, the worst albums on the planet.  Part IV: Elmo – The Best Of Elmo If you are struggling to think of a single good song by this furry little speed freak and wondering how they possibly managed to smash together a “best of” at all,…

The Devastating Effects Hulkamania Can Have On A Modern Family

Everyone has seen how Hulk Hogan destroys his opponents in the ring. This is largely down to the fact that he suffers from Hulkamania. What most people don’t know is that Hulkamania is a degenerative brain condition that makes the sufferer behave in a number of ways. Firstly it causes a number of different aggressive…

How To Punch Someone In The Face

This is a how-to guide for a right handed man. The humble punch in the face can be delivered in a number of ways. Some satisfying, some necessary and some, more often than not, completely unnecessary. We have short-listed the top ways to deliver an incapacitating blow to the face. 4. Shoelace Uppercut The Shoelace…