It has been over two years since we last ripped into a shitty album, perhaps we were shielding ourselves from a flood of bollocks ruining our love of music. Some say that no album could have been quite as bad as Bruce Willis’ ‘Return of Bruno’ and that is why we haven’t dipped into the worst…
We’ve all been there, the office argument. Tensions are always high in the workplace and this often leads to knee-jerk reactions and arguments. Although on the surface an office argument seems like a simple, heated exchange between two colleagues, there are certain traits these people display that offer an insight into their true colors. Sit…
I literally do not give a shit about what you think about bottled water. Some say it is just over priced tap-water, that it is a pretentious status symbol of the rich and well to do. Fuck you. Bottled water is nothing more than an appreciation of quality hydration, something that you would have to…
Shitty Albums is a series of reviews for, quite possibly, the worst albums on the planet. Part V: Metallica – St. Anger Telling a Metallica fan that Metallica suck has always been a pointless endeavor, you’ll quickly end up in a situation where you’re having an argument with a brick wall. It’s comparable to telling someone…
If being able to whip out tricks and flatland that would put Rodney Mullen to shame and doing so at the ridiculous age of 11 years old isn’t enough to qualify this radical runt as an artist, then we will be forced submit this doodle he recently uploaded on his facebook page. Because we feel it is…
A collection of intertwining tales that showcase a selection of Basin City’s infamously nefarious inhabitants cross paths in a bloody exchange of black and white comic book visuals. Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez return to Sin City after the 2005 original treated us to a slick and visceral gore fest with a circular plot that…
As a 22 year old male I am not ashamed to admit I love grocery shopping. However there is one thing I don’t like, and that is the other assholes that also want to use a supermarket at the same time as me. More often than not I only want a couple of items, maybe…
Shitty Albums is a series of reviews for, quite possibly, the worst albums on the planet. Part IV: Elmo – The Best Of Elmo If you are struggling to think of a single good song by this furry little speed freak and wondering how they possibly managed to smash together a “best of” at all,…
There are some, who might say Goat Simulator bears little resemblance to the typical life of a goat. They would have you believe that demolition, acrobatics & theoretical physics don’t belong in a game that shares a namesake with some of the most anorak-y titles in gaming history. Those people are bastard wrong. Goat Simulator is not…
Shitty Albums is a series of reviews for, quite possibly, the worst albums on the planet. Part III: Ace Of Base – Happy Nation In this the age of unlimited access to more or less every bit of music ever, it’s worth casting a memory back to the days of waiting for albums to come…
