YACK! Does… Dietary Restriction

Food, an essential part of life, it gives us the energy to get through the day. Unfortunately for many who have to live with dietary restrictions that energy is sapped up by a larger population of people who don’t or won’t understand the difficulties of these restrictions. I personally have to follow a very, very strict…

A Mens Guide To Toilet Etiquette

Nobody really likes to poo in public toilets, or pubs or clubs or anywhere that isn’t your own home, but sometimes it is a necessary evil that you just have to deal with. That being said there are some very important points of etiquette to be observed for a pleasant experience in the Gents. No…

How To Shit On Your Neighbours House This Halloween

Everybody has that one neighbour who is a complete asshole, so when Halloween rolls around there is only one thing you want to do. Cover their house in shit. Human shit. However, in this day and age where every household seems to have CCTV, and a host of other security measures, it has become increasingly…

Boomtown Diaries: Chapter 6

These are the remaining journal entries of an Ace Freely – Freelance Journalist, who was in attendance at the annual Boomtown Fair 2014, the other pages are either ripped out, water soaked or too obscured by cigarette burns and other miscellaneous muck. We present them to you in the hopes that they will enlighten you in regards to the encompassing madness…

How To Take A Shit Without A Toilet

How many times have you been caught out needing a crap? There comes a point in every man’s life where you are just too far from the nearest toilet and your options are running out. Here is where this how-to guide comes in. Never again will you feel lost in a world without toilets, follow…