Boomtown Diaries: Chapter 10 – Fear & Loathing In Boomtown Springs

When co-inhabiting with members of the upper classes it’s important to let them know you are not intimidated by them. Be loud at all times to let them know you exist. Mark your territory frequently and visibly with discarded clothing and by urinating on the outskirts of your tent or domicile.

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Lessons From Boomtown: Friday

Boomtown has grown from relatively humble beginnings in 2009 to an immersive alternate society that more and more people are choosing over other festivals. It’s the oasis of hedonistic hope for many 9 to 5 workers seeking to escape the dull reality of British society for three days in August. Last year I met a…

Boomtown Chapter 10: The Machine Cannot Be Stopped

Dear fellow survivors of last years hacked up Boomtown Chapter 9, last years ending felt extremely bleak didn’t it? The noble hacker’s plan to overthrow that big fat cat suit guy totally failed! Oh… Really? But the bad guys never win, right? Well they did; so get over it. Here at Yack magazine we are…

How To Smuggle Drugs Into A Festival

Levels of drug seizures (confiscations not people having fits) have fallen recently. This could be because people are coming up with savvy-er ways to smuggle that Destiny’s Child into music events, but could you be smuggling your drugs in a cooler way? Probably, and here are a few ways that YACK suggest you do it.…