Zumba By A 23 Year Old Male

This is an account of one of the most harrowing experiences of my life so far. No, it wasn’t a near death experience nor was I a victim of a merciless crime. In fact I went to a Monday night Zumba class. Now I know you are thinking how bad can it be? Well when…

Movie Mash Monday: Annabelle

In this ‘The Conjuring’ prequel/ spinoff, a couple with a newborn baby are terrified by a possessed grinning doll. Dolls are creepy, let’s just put that out there, at least to me. If you’ve seen The Conjuring or happen to have a friend or family member who likes dolls then you’ll know how weird they…

Tales From The Job Center

This is a short and grumpy story. One written by me as I sit waiting to be seen at the job centre, in fact I’m sat there right now (hence the grumpiness). Some may ask, “why would I want to read this?” or even, “why the fuck would you write about that?” and I would…

Easter Is Shit

Easter is shit. What is the real meaning of Easter… let me tell you, there isn’t one. Christians try to cover up this glutinous weekend with religious mumbo jumbo, well this is B.S. They have done this to the extent where no-one even knows what Easter means any more. You may be thinking it is…

Male Wrist Watch Etiquette Explained

As a man I often find myself wondering, what is the optimum number of wrist watches I should own? Should I just have one for all occasions? What features should it have? Do I wear it everyday? There is a lot of etiquette to be observed in watch wearing that many young men seem to…

Whats The Worst Way To Have Sex With Strangers

Sleeping with strangers is a tricky business, made all the more trickier by the plentiful pitfalls awaiting any amorous adventurer. So here is a handy how-to guide on avoiding the major stumbling block on any quest across the squelching marshland of one night stands. What is the worst way to pick up a one night stand? So you’re feeling horny, everyone is…