The Boomtown Travel Guide

So you’ve booked your ticket and you’re putting together an itinerary for a visit to the country’s maddest party town. We’ve put together a little guide to help you squeeze out every drop of that sweet insanity from this particular cocktail of craziness. Our first piece of advice would be to take the to do…

The Yack Guide To An Explosive Boomtown

Boomtown is a unique experience and can be fairly daunting to the uniniated, so we here at Yack with our years of experience have decided to slap together a guide to help you have the most insane trip you’ll ever likely depart upon. Leave your sanity at the gates and welcome to Boomtown 2015 folks.

Yack’s Christmas Gift Guide

Well it’s that time of year again folks and we are quickly running out of time before the big day itself. Whilst that fat bastard Santa does his best to check off all the prezzies on your Christmas lists, the burden of buying gifts for your friends and loved ones still falls upon our own…

Attack Of The Bridezilla

I’ve always prided myself on being a modern girl. I believe that being female means you can do exactly what you want, when you want. The only thing you need to do nowadays in order to be a woman is to damn well say you are, yes even our transgendered friends. You want to join…

How To Slow Down Ejaculation

Many of you inadequate gentleman out there probably have a little trouble putting that smile on your ladies faces. You can turn that frown upside down with this guide… Although you’ll probably either freak her out or piss her off… (Disclaimer: This guide is for our own sick entertainment. The people at YACK are not to be…

How To Boomtown

Out of all the festivals in the calendar, Boomtown has established itself in a relatively short time as possibly the most outrageously enjoyable. If you know someone who has been, they have no doubt frantically been screaming in an almost drunken stupour about just how bloody great it is and how you simply have to come this year.…

How To Smuggle Drugs Into A Festival

Levels of drug seizures (confiscations not people having fits) have fallen recently. This could be because people are coming up with savvy-er ways to smuggle that Destiny’s Child into music events, but could you be smuggling your drugs in a cooler way? Probably, and here are a few ways that YACK suggest you do it.…

How To Take A Shit Without A Toilet

How many times have you been caught out needing a crap? There comes a point in every man’s life where you are just too far from the nearest toilet and your options are running out. Here is where this how-to guide comes in. Never again will you feel lost in a world without toilets, follow…

How To Steal A Car

There is no doubt that owning a car is not cheap. So if you cannot afford one, why not just steal one? Because you’ll get busted that’s why. The movies make stealing a car look so easy, well it is not, there is more to it than just wrapping a shirt round your hand and…

How To Punch Someone In The Face

This is a how-to guide for a right handed man. The humble punch in the face can be delivered in a number of ways. Some satisfying, some necessary and some, more often than not, completely unnecessary. We have short-listed the top ways to deliver an incapacitating blow to the face. 4. Shoelace Uppercut The Shoelace…