How To Not Eat Mistreated Meat

A midst the latest media furor against the “secret” use of Halal meat in some of our favorite “restaurants”, there has been a documented rise in the number of Britons who suddenly seem to care about the way their meat is treated before slaughter. With that in mind we thought we would put together a…

How To Eat From A Bin

When adding up your bills and expenses this month and noticing┬áthat you have absolutely nothing left for frivolous consumerism, don’t despair, we have a little piece of advice for you that means you can free up some cash to spend on pointless crap. Don’t buy food. You may think that sounds crazy, after all eating…

How To Pull A Sickie

The holy sanctity of the sick day is the ace in every employee’s deck, saving it for when that morning finally comes, when you just cannot be fucked to get out of bed.┬áThe only feeling more intense than the fear boiling in your belly as you lift the phone, is the smug satisfaction washing over…