Dangerous New Youth Craze Sweeping The Nation: Positive Thinking

Young people and ‘hipsters’ across the UK have recently been reported to be in the grips of a terrifying new craze known as ‘positive thinking’.

My Voss Addiction

I literally do not give a shit about what you think about bottled water. Some say it is just over priced tap-water, that it is a pretentious status symbol of the rich and well to do. Fuck you. Bottled water is nothing more than an appreciation of quality hydration, something that you would have to…