Movie Mash Monday: Woman In Black- Angel Of Death

40 years after the original film in 1941, a group of orphaned schoolchildren evacuees are taken to Eel Marsh House. There their schoolteacher Eve begins to suspect something isn’t quite right about the house and it isn’t long before the children and the house begin to act strangely… Chugugchugugchugugchugugchugugnurrnurrrrr chugugchugugchugugchugugchugug nuurrrr nurrrr Angel of Death!Monarch…

Movie Mash Monday: Exodus God and Kings

 Raised as brothers from birth Egyptians Moses and Rameses are raised as powerful generals. When Rameses becomes Pharoh, Moses is his most trusted advisor until his true Hebrew parenthood is discovered. Exiled to the desert, Moses is faced by God and tasked to free the Hebrews from slavery. Let’s confront the elephant in the room…

Movie Mash Monday: The Hunger Games- Mockingjay (Part I)

Following the devastation of the ‘Quarter Quell’ games, Katniss finds herself in the supposedly ruined District 13. Here she will learn and live with the choices she had made in previous games and ultimately find herself the centrepiece of the rebellion against the capital.  Before we begin, I want to put aside previous reservations I…

Movie Mash Monday: Dracula Untold

Set in the medieval 1460’s, Prince Vlad the Implaer of Wallachia and his people are threatened by the impending forces of Ottoman Sultan Mehmed III. In order to overcome such an immense army and save his lands, he must look for a greater force to overcome them. The portrayal of Dracula and his legacy in…

Movie Mash Monday – Guardians Of The Galaxy

  Abducted as a child, Peter Quill aka Starlord finds himself the target of a hunt for a mysterious orb which he has stolen. In a journey to discover more about the Orb and deliver it to a buyer, he is joined by a gang of oddball misfit all the while avoiding the evil forces…

Film Review- How To Be A Man

No, How To Be A Man is not just another stupid YACK guide, it is Gavin McInnes’ debut feature film and it is full of laughs. The film is 85 minutes of hilarious, semi-biograghical scenarios in which Mark McCarthy, played by Gavin McInnes, and Bryan, played by Liam Aiken, go about making a set of…

Film Review: Spring Breakers

And so I beg the beast “Bestow unto me, the power to crush my enemies with a glance and the gift of eternal youth!” Horns ablaze the demon king brings down a cloven foot, releasing an unholy tremor. Clouds of dirt and smoke fill the air. As my lungs become heavy and my vision blurred…