A Virgins Review Of Boomtown 2014

First off, it’s worth bearing in mind that not only was I a Boomtown virgin until 6th August, I was a complete festival virgin until 16th June this year. As a 21-year-old who has also been an active musician for 11 straight years, I understand this is pretty criminal and deserves being hung by my…

How To Slow Down Ejaculation

Many of you inadequate gentleman out there probably have a little trouble putting that smile on your ladies faces. You can turn that frown upside down with this guide… Although you’ll probably either freak her out or piss her off… (Disclaimer: This guide is for our own sick entertainment. The people at YACK are not to be…

How To Pull A Sickie (Pt. 2)

Let me paint a picture for you: You and your best friend, Optimus Prime, are running through a field together on the way to Batman’s birthday party. You’ve got him the perfect gift and Cameron Diaz, who will also be attending the party, has left you a saucy snap chat on your phone. Suddenly you…

How To Smuggle Drugs Into A Festival

Levels of drug seizures (confiscations not people having fits) have fallen recently. This could be because people are coming up with savvy-er ways to smuggle that Destiny’s Child into music events, but could you be smuggling your drugs in a cooler way? Probably, and here are a few ways that YACK suggest you do it.…