Bieber Is A Dick And That Is Why He Will Die First

Holy shit! Those two dudes from One Direction got busted smoking some weed. The Daily Mail tried to shit this story down our throats but really no one gives a fuck, and you know why? Because Justin Bieber already did it.

When Justin got caught with a couple of doobies on his tour bus people literally flipped the fuck out. ‘Beliebers’ started slashing their wrists trying to make him stop smoking drugs. Have any ‘One Directioners’ killed themselves yet because they were so upset… No. Because no-one gives a shit.

Bieber has been there and done that before, in just about every instance of being a spoilt little cocksucker. He was there first kidnapping monkeys, getting shit tattoos, dumping super hot Hollywood babes and smoking all the drugs he wants. This is good for One Direction though, it means those little shitbags can get away with just about any thing now because Bieber has already done it. Harry Styles could take a shit on a hooker whilst drinking a pint of heroin and no one would care.

Little baby boy after he tried to start that fight with a Pap. Only made funnier if he actually got his puny head kicked in.

Little baby boy after he tried to start that fight with a Pap. Only made funnier if he actually got his puny head kicked in.

Basically Justin Bieber is better at being a dick. The guys in One Direction are probably just a bunch of swell guys looking for a good time, and so what if they want to smoke that sweet Ronald Weasley in the back of a van. I bet every single person that condemned them for lighting up that Stanky Danky has smoked up in the back of a van. If you haven’t… live a little.

Just to adds to Justin Biebers profile, his fan base are complete fucking psychopaths. I am going to put it down to the fact that Americans are generally complete fucking psychopaths. (Sorry to anyone who is American and not actually a psychopath.)

Check out these #cut4beiber psychos.

Couldn't even finish the sentence, what a terrible Belieber.

Couldn’t even finish the sentence, what a terrible Belieber.

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See what we mean. Psycho’s.

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All this really means is that Justin Bieber is going to be murdered by crazed fan for doing something especially ordinary. Like Jill Dando all over again only more of a miracle. While One Direction can go about there business, getting high as fuck and swimming in money and babes and no one will even care.

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